Jokes

On this section devotees can add various jokes narrated by His Holiness Radhanath Swami. We encourage devotees to contribute and create a wonderful Krishna conscious jokes collection and thus give pleasure to devotees.

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Aspiring Dis
Comment by ANKUR GUPTA on March 17, 2013 at 12:44pm

Yesterday in Prerna Lecture,"Life was simple when Apple and Blackberry were just Fruits" Maharaj was saying that a monkey's life is simple but as soon as other monkey comes, he starts fighting to impress a female monkey. That is Markat vairagya.....but we have to follow Yukta-Vairagya.


Aspiring Dis
Comment by Dhaval Krishna Das on March 15, 2013 at 2:52pm
I was recently hearing a lecture where maharaj is saying "when ashvattama left the brahmastra at pariksit maharaj in the womb, uttara was helpless and she was crying out to the Lord for protection. She was feeling so much disappointment and pain".Then maharaj went on to say "instead of uttara, if there was a modern woman,she would have said -- oh very nice, I am getting a free abortion, how auspicious". : -)

Disciple
Comment by vrashabhanuladlli on March 12, 2013 at 5:53pm

written by vrashabhanuladlli

in 1994 maharaj had come to belgaum and even lokanath maharaj had be so it was our house opening and even we had small gaur nitai wel come so i had kept one seasour to cut a rabbin and iwas thinking we have only one but two maharaj what to do. then radhanath maharaj toke it and told lokanath to catch up and he cought down and they cut i was so happy that maharaj solved the problem which was in my mind and then he came to me and gave me his mercy and said thank you to serve us both maharaj .This is a guru who can know us what is happening in our mind


Disciple
Comment by Abhiram Gopal Das on March 12, 2013 at 1:50am
I was listening to a lecture of Maharaj in which he asked (for some particular service) interested devotees can contact HG Vishwaroop prabhu. And then he requested HG Vishwaroop prabhu to stand up. And when he stood up, maharaj said "Now Vishwaroop prabhu is giving his blessed darshan for everyone"...

Disciple
Comment by sushant bhosle on November 23, 2012 at 6:54pm
This incident took place on the day of initiation( 07 Nov 2012) at Radhagopinath Temple Chowpaty . Narayani 2.5 years young daughter of H.G Suvilas pr. and H.G. Aradhya Radhika Mataji was eating chips. At the same time H.H.Radhanath Maharaj came, this small girl who never ever gives anything from her hands, looked at Maharaj and just removed the chips from her mouth and gave it to Maharaj. Looking at this, Maharaj just smiled at her and placed his hand on her head with wonderful smile.

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Comment by mahindra budhoo on September 28, 2012 at 3:40am

hare krsna,pamho.when i look at the video of radhanath maharaj in the house of common,when it was time for question,a man spoke and told radhanath maharaj,can you answer that,and radhanath maharaj ask him is that a question and it was like a big joke to everyone.


Aspiring Dis
Comment by Ksatriya on July 12, 2012 at 5:55pm

Follow God in your Heart and Spirit. Not on TWITTER!


Aspiring Dis
Comment by Milind Pande on June 8, 2012 at 11:58am

I was driving car in a rough mood and some office people were with me. They were worrying because of my driving style. I could guess their worry and I said are you all fearful ? They said "YES !!!", then I played HH Radhanath Swami Maharja's lecture "Overcoming Fear" and while listening it, I started driving slowly and all the people were fearless.

After we reached to destination, all the people said thanks to HH Radhanath Swami Maharaj for his lecture !! Hahahahha ......


Disciple
Comment by jhulana-yatra dd on May 8, 2012 at 5:04am

At that same Rainbow gathering in 1998 the devotees were having a very magical kirtan in the meadows and we were all dancing and dancing.  Maharaja walked up to me and asked what made me dance the way i was dancing?  i told him "Because i love Krishna!"  He said Oh, i must learn this!  and walked away...........To this day i feel akward saying that i love Krishna because that one mistake of suggesting that i knew how to love Krishna.  i wished i could have said "because i am a fool maharaja, and i like the drums and that is why i am dancing!"


Disciple
Comment by jhulana-yatra dd on May 8, 2012 at 4:56am

The second time i saw Maharaja was at a Rainbow gathering in New Mexico i think in 1998.  He was going around to all of the guests who were sitting and taking Prasad as he came up to me he asked "How do you like the Prasad?"  i said "It needs more salt!"  Very gravely he said "That's Krishna you are talking about"  i was stunned and quickly commented how wonderful it was!  He smiled and walked away.


Disciple
Comment by jhulana-yatra dd on May 8, 2012 at 4:50am

forget the year but it was maybe 5 years ago....Maharaja was taking Prasada at our ashram and one of my taller godsisters,  Sundari-Radha dd was helping me in the kitchen and the table Maharaja was sitting at was next to the kitchen so he could see us.  i asked Sundari-Radha to please reach a plate from the top shelf because i was not tall enough, so as she was reaching for it, maharaja said Sundari can reach it she is very elevated!  We all laughed so hard i though i was going to cry.  Maharaja kept saying Sundari Radha is very elevated and we would all start laughing again!  He is very funny when he is relaxed.  But can be very grave too!


Aspiring Dis
Comment by sagar deepak mahadik on April 17, 2012 at 12:49pm

jo MAYA ka das hai woh hamesh a UDHAS hai.........aur jo KRISHNA ka das hai woh hamesha BINDASS hai..........

HARE KRISHNA........!!!!!!!!! HARI BOL!!!!!!!!!!


Aspiring Dis
Comment by sateeshkumar c bajantri on January 19, 2012 at 8:47pm

It was first time when I visited Radha Gopinath mandir i did not know where to go.It was a diksha ceremony .as I was new I Was new i was having look at the temple.i read a board "do not talk to maharaj in this area.i took one more round and came back to the same place no one was there.suddenly maharaj came  and stood infront of me, with me was adbhut hari prabhu. he ran away.i could not understand what to do.wanted to talk to maharaj but the board was also just infront of me.i looked at the board and at maharaj .maharaj looked at me and then i also ran away from that place.then maharaj went to the washroom. i felt bad because i could not talk to maharaj


Aspiring Dis
Comment by Bindu Jain on December 19, 2011 at 8:56pm

once when maharaj was giving lecture after the lecture he asked anybody has questions.a lady rased her hand maharaj said wait the mike is coming like a param padam


Aspiring Dis
Comment by Sumit Sharma on December 6, 2011 at 6:10pm

In one of the Maharaj's lecture, he mentioned about his meeting with one professor whose name was "Dr. Maybe" who was denying the existence of GOD. So, Maharaj told him "Dr. Maybe, maybe there is GOD".

YAS.


Aspiring Dis
Comment by Dhananjay Vashistha on November 13, 2011 at 7:31pm

When Radhanath Maharaj joined Srila Prabhupad in the early days, He wrote one letter to His father & He signed off the letter by writing-" Your Servant".

His father replied in the next letter," I arranged so much of good education for you & after all this you have become a servant, it's not appropriate"

Then Maharaj again replied back to his father saying," Actually, I have not become a servant but I have become a servant of the servant"


Disciple
Comment by Vrajarani Devi Dasi on November 12, 2011 at 4:51pm

This was during last Mayapur Yatra. There was a group of Matajis from Belgaum rolling Chapatis. Maharaj happened to pass from there. He was mercifully sharing his smile. HG Lalit Kund Mataji who was serving in Chapati team, approached Maharaj & said "Maharaj, I am Lalita Kund Devi dasi from Belgaum". Maharaj folded his hands & replied "I am Radhanath Swami" & started laughing in his unique style.

 


Aspiring Dis
Comment by Santpal Goel on November 2, 2011 at 8:40pm
THIS HAPPENED ON 02nd NOVEMBER,2011 at Vrindavan
Maharaj was giving lecture and he asked shall we end here ?? But none of the devotees replied.After that Maharaj said if i ask this question that means i dont want to end it here,that means more patience.

Aspiring Dis
Comment by Dhaval Krishna Das on October 5, 2011 at 8:51pm
In one lecture i heard , when Maharaj says " let's loudly chant Hare krishna Hare Krishna....". Everyone chants in the hall luodly once, and after that there are a group of people sitting at the other hall they still continue chanting and they chant 3 times.
Then after they chant Maharaj comments - " I think they are followers of Krishnananda pr".. :-)

Disciple
Comment by MADAN GOVIND DAS on September 25, 2011 at 3:54pm
MAHARAJ,S MERCY IS UNFATHOMABLE. MERELY BY HIS PRESENCE HE ELECTRIFIES THE SPIRITUAL ATMOSPHERE.

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